Ralphie May Quotes

Between finishing emails, loading the fridge, unloading the dishwasher, getting our son to eat his chicken nuggets and my dog to swallow her pill, it takes approximately 32 days for my husband and I to complete a discussion and 46 to wrap up a fight.

I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.

It's always tough when you're fighting with your husband on the court.

I had imposed unspeakable worry on my husband, Paul de Bendern, on more occasions than I could count.

I don't text, I don't have a Blackberry. Literally, I just have a cell phone that I haven't programmed and the whole Bluetooth. No. I don't even have an earpiece for my cell phone.

I like to talk on the cell when I do interviews. That way, I double my chances of getting brain cancer: from the cell phone, and from the questions.

Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that.

I guess the one question I will not get today is: When are you going to do anything about cellular?

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing.

No marriage can stand up under the strain of incessant association.

For me personally, the technology that has taken the most unexpected turn in my lifetime is what I refer to as 'the device formerly known as the cell phone.' I still remember many predictions that by 2000 there would only be about a million cell phone users. Boy, were they ever wrong!

I once did a three-hour interview with Radio Oxford only to be told the microphone hadn't picked me up.

The way we're attached to our phones these days, they buzz and twitch in our pockets, and we have to look and see if it was a text, a voicemail, or an e-mail. We're almost like lab rats. I tried to eschew the whole cell phone theory until I had kids; then, I had to be reachable at all times.

I didn't have a cell phone for awhile, until I was, like, 13 or 14, and before then, even if I did have one, it didn't work.

If you can't get cell phone service in your living room, then your particular provider is failing you. You should have the option to find a network that does work.

We predicted the concept of a telephone that isn't tied to a wall or a desk. We anticipated that everyone would have a cell phone. We joked that when you're born you would be assigned a cell phone and if you didn't answer you had died.

The mobile phone is not a toy; it's a device that uses radio waves.

The optimum telephone is one that I think some day is gonna be embedded behind your ear. It's gonna have an extraordinarily powerful computer running the cell phone.

The connection was so bad, and I couldn’t talk at all during most of the call. How terrible it is when you say I love you and the person at the other end shouts back ‘What?

I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.

Breakups usually don't happen down by the river with beautiful lighting. The moment you realize your relationship may be over might happen in Aisle 11 of Rite-Aid and the person you're with has disregarded your feelings and your needs by bringing you the wrong toothbrush again for the fourth time.