Greg Giraldo Quotes


The internet's a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet.


Citations

Giraldo, Greg. Midlife Vices. Comedy Central Records, 2009.

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Greg Giraldo
Greg Giraldo
  • Born: December 10, 1965
  • Died: September 29, 2010
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Gregory C. Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer. He is remembered for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted.