Dick Van Dyke Quotes

Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

Is she not passing fair?

Being eye candy always was a short-term career, and here's the reason. The world finds young women more attractive than old women because youthfulness signals fertility.

Even when I see a beautiful woman, I think, 'Aw, her life must be amazing.' Everyone does it. That's human nature to believe that beauty is everything.

The first thing I always look at on a girl is her eyes.

If anything, when you're in your late 20s, early 30s, and then mid-30s, you're getting less attractive.

I know I look good. The regular adjectives that come my way - sexy, hot, dusky, bong bombshell... I love them.

I remember meeting the likes of Johnny Carson and Jimmy Stewart for the first time and being completely starstruck.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Elle MacPherson is absolutely amazing; she is just so beautiful.

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I'm crazy about her.

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.

I wonder if it is harder for a woman who was beautiful to get older or a woman who was never looked at.

Lena Horne is the sweetest and most adorable woman in the world.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.

Everybody thinks about Bo Derek as being this extravagant looking lady but she is also a wonderful actress.

Now, I don't actually know the exact cut-off age where beautiful ceases and 'must have-once-been-beautiful' begins. It's true it's not forty-five. I can still get attention when I try really hard, even if it's greatly reduced.

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.

A lot of movie stars are not great actors; they're just very good-looking. And when they start to age and they don't have the looks any more, then it's over.

I was pretty nervous when I met Robert DeNiro. I kind of felt like a kid in a candy store for the first time. I couldn't wipe the grin off of my face. But Bobby DeNiro was really, really sweet and made me feel very comfortable. He's very low-key and just a superstar professional, and totally someone to be admired.

Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

When you have used your beauty to get around, it's like having extra cash in your back pocket. I was so used to walking down the street and having the young guys passing by at least give me a flicker of a look. But once you're over 40, you become invisible. You're a brick in the building, and it's sad.

The first three times we met, I don't think I remembered anything. I was just in this daze like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm sitting here with Paul Reubens.' And I kept almost calling him Pee-wee.