Evan Esar Quotes

The first coffee of the morning is never, ever, ready quickly enough. You die before it’s ready and then your ghost pours the resurrection potion out of the moka pot.

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

I wake up at 5:30, 6 in the morning, but don't head into the office right away. I like to hang out with my wife, talk about things, get some coffee, you know.

I love Starbucks. Maybe that's a bit sad. But I definitely need my caffeine. It's what gets me out of bed in the morning.

I love coffee because it's the ritual of my morning. I'm very much a morning person.

Coffee is the ultimate stress buster for me and I need my cup of coffee in the morning to kick start my day.

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw.

I'm not a big drinker, but coffee is important to me.

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

As long as each day comes with a nice fresh cup of Oakland Coffee then everything will be alright.

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.

A wine shop was open and I went in for some coffee. It smelled of early morning, of swept dust, spoons in coffee-glasses and the wet circles left by wine glasses.

When I get up, I have a cup of coffee, surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run.

I start every morning at 7 or 7:30 in the same place - my little office where it's dark and cozy - with a cup of the same really strong black coffee. It's my little cocoon. There's no phone or fax or Internet. And no music.

I think this is something special about Italy; waking up, taking the coffee in the morning and talking only about football.

I'm up at the crack of dawn.

I'm a morning person so I like to be up by 6 am to wash and pray before the sun rises, and then have a tea at the kitchen table.

Sunday morning, I wake up at, like, 6 or 6:30 to go to the gym. I drink a glass of water, and then, before I start my workout, I drink a cup of coffee.

I love the sunrise, as I am definitely a morning person! It's a great time to get up and have a coffee in the garden by myself before everybody wakes up.

I wake up around nine, drink a cup of coffee, answer some emails, and ease myself into the day.

I usually get up early because I like the quiet time in the morning to have my coffee, and I look at the news of the day, and give myself a chance to wake up.

I need a coffee to go with my coffee.

I love the morning time - a cup of coffee and to sit at the piano, that's probably my favorite time.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

Without coffee something’s missing