Chris Rock Quotes

What kind of crazy nut would spend two or three hours a day just running?

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop.

I've been called crazy many times before.

I've never had any problem with crazy people. I like crazy people; I probably am a crazy person myself.

I'll die a crazy old man!

People think I'm nuts.

I've always been a lunatic.

I'm a crazy fat guy. And a strange one.

I'm just a psycho myself. I loved playing Leila [from Fifty Shades Darker], taking on [a character] who's completely unhinged. I saw her as a girl who's grief-stricken and she just doesn't have the tools to cope. Grief and heartbreak, it makes you do some pretty crazy things.

You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.

"Well? Is it true? Did she?" "Did she what?" "You know. Fall outta the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down?"

First sign of madness, talking to your own head.

Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.

They think I'm crazy and maybe I am. But maybe I'm a genius.

To put it in layman's terms, crazy is crazy. And crazy will find a way to do something crazy. Racist is racist. And racist people will find a way to project their racism onto the world.

Knowing that you're crazy doesn't make the crazy things stop happening.

That's the New York thing, isn't it. People who seem absolutely crazy going around telling you how crazy they used to be before they had therapy.

We're all a little wacko sometimes, and if we think we're not, maybe we are more than we know.

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell; I know right now you can't tell; But stay a while and maybe then you'll see; A different side of me

I'm happy. Which often looks like crazy.

You should never argue with a crazy mind, you ought to know my now.

There is the old catch-22 line that a mentally unstable person can't know, as per their illness, that they are unstable. But that was wrong. You can and do have the insight to see your own crazy.

If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

Insanity comes in two basic varieties: slow and fast. I'm not talking about onset or duration. I mean the quality of the insanity, the day-to-day business of being nuts.