P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

I love Thanksgiving. In Canada, we don't really have a lot of history with Thanksgiving, and it's a holiday devoted to food, and that warms the cockles of my being.

Thanksgiving is a big one for our family.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?'

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

I think Thanksgiving is the perfect occasion to break open a buttery, oaky Chardonnay from California.

Thanksgiving Day, the holiday, has a certain feeling to it.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because I don't have to do anything except bring wine and go to my sister's all day and go to the movies with the family. So, actually, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, but there's not much comedy material on Thanksgiving. Melatonin really isn't that funny.

No more turkey, but I'd like some more of the bread it ate.

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.

Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude.

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

I've always had fond memories of cooking Thanksgiving.

Thank Heaven, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes, beautiful shoes.

Thankfully, I don't have a real mullet.

That's one of the great things about Thanksgiving: Football's on!

I love Thanksgiving because it's a holiday that is centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.

Thanksgiving is America's favourite holiday, and a brilliant piece of personal as well as patriotic calendrical invention.