Stephen Colbert Quotes

The devil is an angel too.

To me, Satan ultimately represents rebellion.

Ah yes! Conservatives. Some of the finest minds of the 12th Century.

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

I don't recognize this new brand of Republicanism that's afoot now, which I consider to be very reactionary, not conservative in many respects.

It's almost impossible to make the case that Bush is a conservative. That may be good; that may be bad.

I am for a huge, huge tent that espouses conservative principles.

I'm trying to uphold what was true about conservatism. I consider myself a Reagan conservative.

There are voters out there that a moralistic and populist conservative right might win but a flagrantly hypocritical and ethnonationalist conservatism cannot.

It's often been said that conservatism is successful because it chimes with these basic human instincts. It's time for us to ask fundamental questions about what the Conservative Party is for, and what it actually believes.

I'm a principle liberty, rule-of-law Conservative.

I honestly don't see how anyone can view the GOP and the Right as anything but evil.

Some may try to argue that conservatism and libertarianism are contradictory perspectives. But I disagree.

I haven't become a satanist, but I am fascinated by the character of the devil.

To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.

And one of the elders of the city , said , speak to us of good and evil. And he answered : You are good in countless ways , and you are not evil when you are not good .

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

Doing well is a conservative idea; meaning well is a liberal idea

Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil.

I used to be a conservative.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

Dr Urbino did not agree: in his opinion a Liberal president was exactly the same as a Conservative president, but not as well dressed.

I'm not denying I've espoused and promoted conservatism, because conservatism's the alternative. And conservatism works every time it's tried. That's the problem. It really hasn't been tried. Even people claiming to be conservative, when it comes time to actually do it, chicken out.

Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.