John Waters Quotes

Among many reasons for being stupid it may be urged, it is being like other people, and living like one's neighbours, and indeed without it, it may be difficult to love some neighbours as oneself: now seeing the necessity of being dull, you won't, I hope, take it amiss that you find me so.

Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics.

The melancholy thing about the world is that it is full of stupid people; and the world is run for the benefit of the stupid and common.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

I do think funny is like sexy. You're either funny and sexy, or you're not.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

We are in danger of developing a cult of the Common Man, which means a cult of mediocrity.

Nobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously.

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?’

Time flies when you’re being stupid.

At least when you're young you're also stupid.

Only stupid questions create wealth.

It's amazing how much actual chicken sounds lend themselves to stupidity.

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

You don't make stupid jokes in art.

He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day.

Banter is often a proof of want of intelligence.

But what could I do? Be stupid for a while? I wasn't sure I knew how, even after so many years of careful observation.

Watching him during the first several minutes of his delivery, Cecilia felt a pleasant sinking sensation in her stomach as she contemplated how deliciously self-destructive it would be, almost erotic, to be married to a man so nearly handsome, so hugely rich, so unfathomably stupid. He would fill her with his big-faced children, all of them loud, boneheaded boys with a passion for guns and football and aeroplanes.

It's extremely unlucky to be superstitious, for no other reason than it is always unlucky to be colossally stupid.

Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.