Ron Perlman Quotes

In our house we don't use words like "despise" and 'hate,' we say "strongly dislike."

You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

I played Liddy Dole last year and met her as well. From the artful way she phrased it, I still don't know if she had actually seen me play her. She made it sound like it was good, but that's just a gift they have.

If you saw Queen Elizabeth it would be amazing, she came from another planet. She was so attractive in what she was wearing.

It could not, in the opinion of His Majesty's Government, be classified as slavery in the extreme acceptance of the word without some risk of terminological inexactitude.

Booty and Beauty

The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a euphemism for sarcasm. 'I'm not being sarcastic; I'm being ironic.' No, you're not. You're evading the responsibility for being sarcastic.

The first time Stuart Broad walked into the dressing room, with his flowing blond hair, striking blue eyes and perfect figure, I thought: 'My God, she's beautiful.'

I'm associated with bold scenes and I look glamourous.

I like beautiful things that are striking.

I want my guy to be very good looking. Heads should turns at him when he walks with me. He should be really charming.

Meeting Salman for the first time was my fan moment. He is very endearing... he looks super hot in everything.

To me it's sexier when it doesn't look like you go to the gym. I feel best when I'm not really thin and not really heavy - when I'm still curvy.

I had no reason to get all goofy, just because the man was too good-looking for his own good.

I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much.

Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It's never been anything but your religion.

She studied him for a few more seconds. “You look too pretty to be useful.” I gasped in spite of myself. Adrian chuckled and shook her hand. “Truer words were never spoken,” he said.

Kids raised on a culture of “We’re not going to keep score in the game because we don’t want anybody to lose.” Or just ignoring race to a fault. You can’t say “the black kid over there.” No, it’s “the guy with the red shoes.” You can’t even be offensive on your way to being inoffensive.

It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on.

Nature had squandered an unreasonable quantity of male beauty on this undeserving creature.

Even virtue is fairer in a fair body.

I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty

Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.