David Spade Quotes

We need a real tent city in the heart of Moscow.

The worst hotels are any with a bad bed. I stayed in a hotel where they left cards telling me my enjoyment was of paramount importance. I should have written, 'Nice rooms, crap beds.'

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

It is time to pick a side.Either we stand with the gun lobby or we join the president and stand up to them.

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

Morality is a code of black and white. When and if men attempt a compromise, it is obvious which side will necessarily lose and which will necessarily profit.

Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in. In other words: Home has exceedingly low standards.

God seems to throw Himself on the side of the man who knows exactly what he wants, if he is determined to get JUST THAT!

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

The simile sets two ideas side by side; in the metaphor they become superimposed.

O daisy mine, what will it be to look / From God's side even of such a simple thing?

I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner!

I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.

I never had a piece of toast particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.

It's amazing how you don't realize just how alone and scared you were until you have someone by your side to support you.

Sometimes I'm fragile, sometimes too emotional, but I'm putting everything I can on my side to be a happy person.

I'm a tough coach, but on the other side of that is me telling them to go all out, "because you're great, because I don't want you to fail, because you were born to do this and you have a dream."

The poor on the borderline of starvation live purposeful lives. To be engaged in a desperate struggle for food and shelter is to be wholly free from a sense of futility

Although the theater is not life, it is composed of fragments or imitations of life, and people on both sides of the footlight have to unite to make the fragments whole and the imitations genuine.

I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia.

Yoga has brought me to the part of religion I really like - the positive sides of religion, the parts we all share, rather than the things that create separation.

This is the true nature of home - it is the place of Peace; the shelter, not only from all injury, but from all terror, doubt, and division.

They bit you. You should've changed, too, you know." "Sometimes I wish I had," I told him. He closed his eyes, miles away on the other side of the bed. "Sometimes I do, too.

My hole is warm and full of light.

There are good and bad critics like good or bad artists. A good critic says why they didn't like it. A bad critic gives it away that they don't like you as a person. I quite like that as well, because it means that I've won.