Demetri Martin Quotes

I very rarely play the piano at home. Deliberately, so that when I do play it, I love it.

you can't equate passive dependent power with assertive power because the dependent kind isn't fun, it doesn't give you a kick, it just allows you to survive.

Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work.

We are all wired into a survival trip, now.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

When they face desperation... human beings become animals.

I've always thought basketball was the best sport, although it wasn't the sport I was best at. It was just the most fun to watch.

Try square dancing-at least long enough to no longer feel silly and begin to have fun.

Comedy is not my world. It's difficult for me, but sometimes you just have to go with it and have a good time.

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

It's something I find enjoyable. Whether it is a road bike or mountain bike or tandem bike. I enjoy riding a bike.

A hungry man can't see right or wrong. He just sees food.

I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene?

You become more animalistic when you don't know what's coming next - you have to be on guard, but at the same time you're also more receptive.

The real joy of life is in its play. Play is anything we do for the joy and love of doing it, apart from any profit, compulsion, or sense of duty. It is the real joy of living.

All of this is for fun anyway.

I write strictly for fun... as long as it stays fun I'll continue to do it.

For me, the life of the angler is an almost flawless example of how not to have a good time.

I have never thought of participating in sports just for the sake of doing it for exercise or as a means to lose weight. And I've never taken up a sport just because it was a social fad. I really enjoy playing. It is a vital part of my life.

Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun.

Now it is characteristic of play that one plays without reason and there must be no reason for it. Play is its own good reason.

You know, I'm a big comedy fan.

You pay to have a good time, you don't always want to pay to be schooled or sad or reminded how bad you got it. To me a movie theater ain't always the place for that.

I found that you don't have to do drugs to have a great time. Music is a great drug on its own.

Rules or no rules, pitchers are going to throw spitters. It's a matter of survival.