Diplo Quotes

What is oral sex?

Sexual intercourse is a slight attack of apoplexy.

It is better to copulate than never.

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

If a man and a woman come willingly, as men and women, and have intercourse, there shall be no punishment

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!

I've spread my legs in the backseat in a creative sense quite a few times.

I should like to suggest that at least on the face of it a stroke by stroke story of a copulation is exactly as absurd as a chew by chew account of the consumption of a chicken's wing.

If sex is dignified it's not being done right.

The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

It is permissible with certain precautions to speak in print of coitus, but it is not permissible to employ the monosyllabic synonym for this word.

The number of people who can copulate properly may be few; the number who can write well are infinitely fewer.

Coition is a slight attack of apoplexy. For man gushes forth from man, and is separated by being torn apart with a kind of blow.

Violation is a synonym for intercourse.

I think we made out [sexuality changing]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse. And there were no blow jobs.

You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies.

The many faces of intimacy: the Victorians could experience it through correspondence, but not through cohabitation; contemporary men and women can experience it through fornication, but not through friendship.

Sex is a fact of life...and while it may lead to abuses...no words need be spoken...for people to know that the subject is one pleasantly interwoven in all human activities and involves the very substance of creation itself.

Could you do such things when you were a dancer?' Tara asks her, as Tsukiko pulls a leg up impossibly far over her head. 'I would have had a much busier social calendar if I could,' Mme. Padva replies with a shake of her head.

Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.

I'm in favor of sexual encounters.

Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

Sex is my favorite sport. I'm always in the mood.

I'm sorry to say that when some people get to age 50, they say, "Well, that's the end, I'll never have to do sex again." They lay down first and get up last! But in your sixties, everything is sweeter. You have more time.