Bill Hicks Quotes

Trust has always been a hard issue in my life, and when I was with the UFC, it was hard for me to trust people because it was like I was seeing lies, up to lies, up to lies.

I detest those who deceive me.

Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.

I hate a liar. Maybe because I'm such a good one myself, heh? Anyway, to find someone has told an out and out lie puts him on the other side of the fence from me for all time.

Which means she to deceive, father or mother?

Some of my most neurotically fierce bitterness is the result of realizing how untrue people have become.

The reason why most people are frustrated is because a lie cannot be turned into a truth.

Men hate those to whom they have to lie.

I’m tired of the lies and the cheating, and the broken promises that were never meant to be kept.

Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

I hate politics. What they say and what they do is completely different.

A man of such obvious and exemplary charm must be a liar.

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country.

When I was knowingly misled but only learned that much later, that's really when I started to become disillusioned at the White House.

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

If a person lies to you about what's in their bank account, they'll lie to you about other things as well.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

Too many people looked to me in the eye and did not tell me the truth.

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

I'm tired of being lied to by government, by the media, and by every corporation I have anything to do with.

You know that if you lie to yourself, surely other people lie to themselves. And if they lie to themselves, they will lie to you also.

The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not.

I don't like being lied to.