Christopher Lee Quotes

I've always liked discovering things.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I'm really great at making terrible analogies.

I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.

Jerry Seinfeld is amazing in many ways, not the least of them his ability to find humor, and convincing us to find it, too, in the million-and-two details about modern life that under different circumstances might send us into paroxysms of rage.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

There may be a better one somewhere, but I haven't caught her at it.

I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

I'm so down to earth, I'm bringing gravity back.

The show is 'Fix My Life!' Get it? Life. I do not fix people.

I wish I had the ability to crack wise, generally. You know, without getting punched. There's no way I could do it while getting beaten up. Definitely.

I'm not a trained dancer - I know, I know, you're shocked, I'm sure.

I do not seek. I find.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.

I've always felt you unearth story, like you're on an archeological dig.

All writing is that structure of revelation. There's something you want to find out. If you know everything up front in the beginning, you really don't need to read further if there's nothing else to find out.

Believe me, there is nothing more rewarding than making Peter Jackson chuckle.

'The Searcher,' as the title suggests, is about someone in search of something, and I have always loved quest stories and so was drawn to writing one myself.

I'm too self-serious for a comedy.

The real prize is finding something new out there.