Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

People should be shrouded in mystery. Especially actors. No, hang on, maybe actors should be blown up.

People love a good scandal. We love a good freakin' scandal and a good soap opera.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Everybody watches Bruce Lee. That's a legend. He's the man!

Tenryu is a legend in Japan.

I know I'm more on television, and I'm more recognisable than maybe even the players because they run and train, but I just stand there, and my face does all these funny things that everyone can see all the time.

It's Megan Rapinoe, If there's no drama, there's no fun.

I get so much backlash in Hollywood.

I have to be honest with you: I'm a huge fan of Conan O'Brien.

I love Stone Cold. It's a weird obsession, and he should probably get a restraining order.

Alan Carr - I love him.

I love 'Top Gear'. It's my favorite show.

To me, superhero movies are like Greek myth.

The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.

I'm now a legend, whether I want to be or not.

I don't believe in Beatles.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.

Gossip says she hanged herself from the turret on the tower, but when you have a house like Hill House with a tower and a turret, gossip would hardly allow you to hang yourself anywhere else.

Many are the stories I have heard about myself. I have mistresses I have never met. When I hear that I am a sodomist and a zoophalist then I shall know that I have reached the high point of fame, but I suppose I can hardly expect such exaltation for many years.

I really can't wait to dance with Ellen DeGeneres!

I know little of women. But I've heard dread tales.

Like [George] Best, there is a special fantasia about him

Strangely enough, there's this mythology sprouting out that I cannot stop.

You want me to describe Elvis, wow!