Tommy Cooper Quotes

One says a lot in vain, refusing; The other mainly hears the "No."

The best of friends fall out, and so his teeth had done some years ago.

One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.

Most quarrels are inevitable at the time; incredible afterwards.

Well, I don't have anything to say to Mr. Sneddon, you know? Nothing at all.

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.

Well, you can't argue with somebody that won't argue back.

It's hard to argue with someone that won't argue with you.

Most quarrels amplify a misunderstanding.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

To assume that any couple goes without arguing is just nonsense.

Hold on. It’s not a fight. It’s a discussion.

Not every time there's a disagreement is somebody lying.

When men understand what each other mean, they see for the most part, that controversy is either superfluous or hopeless.

Ain't no problem with me and Kevin Gates; everybody just trippin'.

Sometimes, when I open my mouth, all hell breaks loose. Other times, I feel like a voice in the wilderness and I wonder, 'Does anybody get this?'

No, Mom. I said fine." "It's just your tone." Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor.

Asking someone to repeat a phrase you'd not only heard very clearly but were also exceedingly angry about was around Defcon II in the lexicon of squabble.

So the whole war is because we can't talk to each other.

What occasions the greater part of the world's quarrels? Simply this: Two minds meet and do not understand each other in time enough to prevent any shock of surprise at the conduct of either party.

So I have talked with Betsey and Betsey has talked with me, And we have agreed together that we can't never agree

Quit calling me Grey. It makes me sound like I’m a boy. Like Dorian Gray.” “Dorian who?” I sighed. “Just think up something else. Plain old Nora works too, you know.” “Sure thing, Gumdrop.” I grimaced. “I take that back. Let’s stick with Grey.

Nobody is ever misunderstood at a fireside; he may only be disagreed with.

I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?" A muscle ticked below his eye. "You should have told me anyway." "While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I'm Disease, not Stupid.

It is very difficult in quarreling to be certain in either one what the other one is remembering. It is very often astonishing to each one quarreling to find out what the other one was remembering for quarreling. Mostly in quarreling not any one is finding out what the other one is remembering for quarreling, what the other one is remembering from quarreling.