Bill Hader Quotes

I'm done with men... I'm going to be alone. I have no luck with relationships. I don't think I'm made for marriage.

I think marriage and athletes is a bad combination.

How do people who live utterly alone survive? There are so many things that won't open. I've got a few dresses in New York, and I can somehow get them on, but I can't get them off.

At the beginning, I really wanted to be home with my kid. I was a product of my generation. But in the suburbs, you are very isolated, really alone.

Men was formed for society, and is neither capable of living alone, nor has the courage to do it.

On the broad spectrum of solitude, I lean toward the extreme end: I work alone, as well as live alone, so I can pass an entire day without uttering so much as a hello to another human being. Sometimes a day's conversation consists of only five words, uttered at the local Starbucks: 'Large coffee with milk, please.'

It's easier to just be single and not have a relationship.

I've got an incredible family that I never get to see. I've missed so much. They know how much my career means to me, and they allow me to go and be the workaholic that they never get to see. They support me in that.

It's kinda hard to date as an artist because you're all over the place, and your significant other may seem jealous, depending on what they're doing.

Every day I grapple between 'I'm going to get married' and 'I'm going to spend the rest of my life alone with a poodle.'

For a guy who spends endless hours on a golf course, it's best not to have a wife waiting for you at home.

We're a young, married couple, and we go through all the ups and downs that every couple goes through; we're no different.

If you just kind of let yourself stay alone and be by yourself, the negative, it is just not going to help you.

I don't really have a best friend.

I haven't taken a break after marriage. Just two days after my marriage, I was in Chandigarh promoting my Punjabi film.

It's hard enough to be in a marriage and then have a kid, then kids: it changes everything.

When I lived alone in Chicago, I had a lot of loneliness issues.

When people are with me, who can say I am alone.

Most men I do not meet at all, for they seem not to have time; they are busy about their beans.

I don't wanna be alone forever but I can be tonight.

Sometimes you're up against everybody in the whole world - even your friends and family are saying, "You need a single." You feel sometimes incredibly alone.

In this world, there are things you can only do alone, and things you can only do with somebody else. It's important to combine the two in just the right amount.

In those first few hours officially single again the world seems like it expands, suddenly bigger and more vast now that you have to get through it alone.

I don't like being alone. I haven't been alone since I got a boyfriend.

When you're alone you don't do much laughing.