Jim Gaffigan Quotes

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free.

Humor is healing.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs.

While most of us know that we feel better after a good hearty laugh, science, in many cases, is yet to prove why.

I think everyone should sing - it's so good for you, as it makes you breathe deeply, and it's good for you emotionally, too. It's a brilliant release way of lifting the spirits.

Music really does make you feel better.

Music is really a medicine, it can make you feel good.

I feel mindless comedies make you relax - there are times when I come from shooting and watch comedy shows; they really change my mood.

Laughter is a medicine you've got to use to drive away blues.

All around the dining hall, you can feel the rejuvenating effect that a good meal can bring on. The way it can make people kinder, funnier, more optimistic, and remind them it's not a mistake to go on living. It's better than any medicine.

The secret of health, happiness, and long life: If you simply learn how to accept and express love, you will live longer...be happier...grow healthier. For love is a powerful force.

The more we ignore our emotions, the more likely they are to wield a powerful influence over us.

What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person . . . form of jogging for the innards, but that it creates a mood in which the other positive emotions can be put to work, too.

Cheerfulness has a directly beneficial influence upon health.

Scientists are discovering that while anger and hatred eat into our immune system, warm-heartedness and compassion are good for our health.

Happiness is a good that nature sells us.

For every sad thing you think of, you should think of three happy things to chase it away.

Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young.

Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be as happy as we can be. And if you don't believe me, ask a child what it's like to grow up with an unhappy parent, or ask parents what they suffer if they have an unhappy child.

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility.

You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like you would a baby. Don't leave your house without packing some healthy things.

The ability to laugh heartily is the sign of a healthy soul.

If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby!

Unconditional love is the most powerful stimulant to the immune system.

It is your responsibility to make sure that positive emotions constitute the dominating influence of your mind.