Aziz Ansari Quotes

The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women.

I think women get labeled a lot as being crazy. But I think men make us crazy.

There is no such thing as a dangerous woman; there are only susceptible men.

Most women don't like good men. They say they want a good buy, but most women always wind up with the bad boy.

When women are angry at men, they call them heartless. When men are angry at women, they call them crazy. Sometimes it doesn't stop there.

I always say that bad women are fewer than men, but when you get one, they're fascinating because they're so rotten.

Women are liked better when they lose.

Women become invisible as they age; men become impotent.

People criticize my blog and call me and other women emotional which I guess is why men so often get into bar fights.

We live with a distinct double standard about male and female aggression. Women's aggression isn't considered real. It isn't dangerous; it's only cute. Or it's always self-defense or otherwise inspired by a man. In the rare case where a woman is seen as genuinely responsible, she is branded a monster - an 'unnatural' woman.

Would they call me a diva if I were a guy?

It's okay for a guy to be a baddie, but a woman? No, we can't deal with that.

I think the gender norms of emotion are horrendous. Being masculine means showing zero emotions, but having the choice to be angry or depressed. Being female means you are one dimensional - if you show more than that, you are a psycho, hysterical, or historically, a witch.

The more successful you are as a man, the more you're liked. And the more successful you are as a woman, the more you're disliked.

Oh my gosh, I mean, I've had many experiences of men calling me psycho.

I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.

Boys are much more likely to objectify girls bodies, while boys are seen by girls as whole people.

No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of 'Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,' but never, 'Robin Thicke grinds up on Miley.' They're only talking about the one that bent over. So, obviously there's a double standard.

Women need attention therefore women will complain, develop hatred for men and say that you're the one to blame.

People aren't comfortable thinking of women as people. Like we're not people, we're women, and that means something completely different, especially when you have power.

Many men I come across see women in an antagonistic way, and it's always the basis for a bad relationship. What I mean by that is men who come with pre-conceived notions that women are trying to tie them down, or hold them back, or that women are shallow, or that women are only attracted to money, or whatever it is.

Women, then, are only children of a larger growth

I think I am really irreverent and I pretty much just talk to and about men the way men talk to and about women.

I don't like the mentality that comes with rich Russian men. Because they have money, they think they can buy a woman - and they do.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.