Jay Leno Quotes

In order to avoid any problem and to put it to rest, I will forever be known as Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Sarah Palin's real quality is that she is her own best creation.

It's part of the strategy to remind people who Hillary Rodham Clinton actually is. If others aren't going to hold her account for her full record, then, yes, we will. And her record includes naming and blaming women who came in contact with her husband, whether it was consensual relationships like Monica Lewinsky, an intern at the White House with him as President, completely debasing the office of the White House - the office of The Presidency - or Jennifer Flowers, 12-year affair while he was Governor of Arkansas.

George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.

Hillary Clinton lies a lot. She has bad judgment. She created ISIS with her stupidity.

Sarah Palin - now don't laugh - is writing a book. Not just reading a book, writing a book. Actually, in the word of the publisher, she's 'collaborating' on a book. What an embarrassment! It's one of these 'I told you,' books that jocks do.

I could not lose [his gubernatorial race] unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

When I was in politics, I always got accused of image-making and trying to make them something they weren't. Truth was - and nobody ever discovered it, although I was in that business for twenty years - what I was trying to do was to get them to be themselves.

The Cowboys were never America's team any more than Anthony Weiner was America's congressman.

Hillary Clinton has been The Smartest Woman in the World in her circle since 1970 when she went away to college.

Personally, I think that Hillary was one of the worst, if not the worst, I mean if you look at the record, secretary of States ever, ever in this country. I think that's the bigger problem that she's got. I don't think Benghazi is as big a problem for her as her past and what's happened. The world blew up around her.

I don't call myself a political figure but I'm taken to be.

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

I was very headstrong about wanting to keep my name when I moved to Los Angeles. But casting directors would call my managers and say I was perfect for the part, but my name wasn't marketable - I was a young guy, and had the old man name of Gary. I kept losing jobs because of the name not being marketable, so I changed it to Garrett.

The only thing worse than bad health is a bad name.

Hillary Clinton doesn't have any natural talents. Hillary doesn't have any natural connection to people. Hillary doesn't have any charisma, magnetism. All of that has to be manufactured by the media.

Whether it's her [ Hillary Clinton] guarded privacy or whatever else, I mean, there has got to be some sense that this is a human being that I can identify.

I am deeply concerned about the kind of people Hillary Clinton's surrounded herself with in the past.

Theres only three things [Giuliani] mentions in a sentence—a noun, a verb, and 9/11

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress

It was okay for people to write negative things about me just as long as they spelled my name right.

Hillary Clinton is a very dishonest person, probably the most dishonest person ever to run for the office of president.

Hillary Clinton has this problem. The more she's seen, the more she's heard, the worse she does. This is not arguable.

Look, [Hillary Clinton] is been proven to be a liar on so many different ways. This is just another lie.

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know, I don't know if that's good or bad. Everybody loves dirty laundry.