Donald Trump Jr. Quotes

One of the great things about a celebrity pro-am is that you get to play along with the very best professional golfers in the world.

I thought the opportunity to play golf 12 months a year would give me a chance to go where I wanted to go.

I look at the PGA, and it was like winning the lottery.

It is the biggest sporting occasion in the world when it comes around so I want to be there, I want to play multiple Ryder Cups. I just want to be part of that whole thing.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

I'm playing in the Masters. It's obviously very important to me, and I want to be there. I've worked a lot on my game and I'm looking forward to competing. I'm excited to get to Augusta and I appreciate everyone's support.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

The woods are full of long drivers.

When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's at St. Andrews, it's even greater.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

Golf is an indispensable adjunct to high civilisation.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications.

Golf is to me what his Sabine farm was to the poet Horace - a solace and an inspiration.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred by the irons of a hundred dubs, smiled greenly up at the azure sky.

[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.