Patrick deWitt Quotes

I want your heart, I want to eat your children.

No more Dane,” he eventually said with unnerving finality. I tried to be funny. “I can't decide if that means you don't want me to see him again or if you're planning to kill him.” “It means if the first thing happens, the second thing is likely to follow.

He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

This is my child, he said. I wash a dead man's brains out of his hair. That is my job.

Our freedom is also incomplete, dear compatriots, as long as we are denied our security by criminals who prey on our communities, who rob our businesses and undermine our economy, who ply their destructive trade in drugs in our schools, and who do violence against our women and children.

The girl leaned forward and kissed Thomas on the cheek. “You’re sweet. I really hope we don’t end up killing you, at least.

I leaned across the table towards the crumb-thrower. "Do that again," I said, loud enough to be heard over the opera singer, Dolly, my mother, and the smell of the breadsticks, "and I will sell your firstborn child to the devil.

She paused. That's just my way of saying I would've killed you if you'd died.

He puls with a long rope, that waits for anothers death.

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked.

Your dad would stake me out to freeze if I let you fall and hurt yourself." He offered me his arm, which I latched onto gratefully. "He wouldn't stake you out," I panted as we forced our way through the hard top layer of snow that was almost thigh deep. "He'd just shoot you." "Well that's a comfort.

A woman after my own heart. (Stryker) You’re absolutely right about that. Nothing would please me more than ripping that organ out of you and feasting on it. (Zephyra)

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.

First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee you.

I can saw a woman in two - but you won't want to look in the box when I'm through.

I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.

I am going to kill you," he hissed. She gulped. "Don't you want to lecture me first?" He stared at her with a heavy dose of stupefaction. "I take that back," he said with precisely clipped words. "First I am going to strangle you, and then I am going to kill you." "Here?" she asked doubtfully, looking around. "Won't my dead body look suspicious in the morning?

Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

Shut up... or I'll kill you.

I thought I was having an existential crisis, but it was nothing. Please don't tailgate: body in trunk.

A woman of many talents. And intelligent, too. He'd probably have to kill her soon.

Hang him, swaggering rascal!

I will not leave you until I have seen you hanged.