Patricia Briggs Quotes

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.

I want your heart, I want to eat your children.

You mean they killed her?" asked David. They ate her," said Brother Number One. "With porridge. That's what 'ran away and was never seen again' means in these parts. It means 'eaten.'" Um and what about 'happily ever after'?" asked David, a little uncertainly. "What does that mean?" Eaten quickly," said Brother Number One.

I was talking cannibalism, not romance.

On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.

What is your name?" Why?" So I can mark your grave.

Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

Like a lot of people, I love a bit of blood and gore.

He would make a lovely corpse.

Remember kids, I have life insurance.

I don't find slashing and blood flying everywhere to be scary. I just find it repulsive.

I find the macabre fascinating; it's all over history.

If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

stop now before i kill you a word to the wise from your friend PENNYWISE

They tried boiling books, but that didn't work very well." "I'm surprised they haven't tried boiling one another." "Oh, it's been tried," Galladon said. "Fortunately. something happens to us during the Shaod—apparently the flesh of a dead man doesn't taste too good. Kolo? In fact, it's so violently bitter that no one can keep it down." "It's nice to see that cannibalism has been so logically ruled out as an option," Raoden said dryly

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.

Your woman tells me you will hunt me down and eat my marrow while I live." "Did she?" Charles looked at her, and she saw the approval in his face. She doubted anyone else would have read anything at all. His voice was a caress, just for her. "Would you like that, love?

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied.

No more Dane,” he eventually said with unnerving finality. I tried to be funny. “I can't decide if that means you don't want me to see him again or if you're planning to kill him.” “It means if the first thing happens, the second thing is likely to follow.

Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off.

His blood is black and boiling hot, he gurgles ghastly groans. He'll cook you in his dinner pot, your skin, your flesh, your bones.