Chet Williamson Quotes

One corpse, extra crispy! Do I hear a thousand dollars?

After I shut the door behind me, I heard Darryl say "of course eating him would work too.

She made a ravishing corpse.

He would make a lovely corpse.

If you've got a nice fresh corpse, fetch him out!

Wish all my corpses would do that.

The mortician interviewing the corpses

I added to my mental list of the odd things I'd done that day. I'd entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn't over yet.

To say that I met Nicholas Brisbane over my husband's dead body is not entirely accurate. Edward, it should be noted, was still twitching upon the floor.

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.

No one would think he'd make such a beautiful corpse.

Someone's dead," said Malfoy, and his voice seemed to go up an octave as he said it. "One of your people...I don't know who, it was dark...I stepped over the body...I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way.

No, Michael was all good. Killed, dismembered, buried, reborn…yeah, just another day in the life.

Murder had a blood red door on the other side of which was everything unimaginable to everyone.

I'm carrying a gun, and there's usually a corpse, so I think that may have something to do with it.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

Don't Cry Darling, It's Blood All Right

Did I just kill someone?" "You can't kill a dead person," Callum said. "Makes no sense.

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied.

Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off.

No, that's because there are more interesting things to do." Her grandmother looked at her sharply. "Like cutting into dead bodies" Carmeryn swallowed back her irration. "Yeah-the live one kick too much.

There are, fortunately, very few people who can say that they have actually attended a murder.

Wherever he goes, whatever he does, he will always see that word: murder—immortally inscribed upon the pediment of that vast slaughterhouse—humanity.

It's always bad news when you kill your date