Robert Orben Quotes
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Citations
Orben, Robert. 2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches, Doubleday, 1984, p. 58.
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Robert Orben is an American professional comedy writer, although he also worked as a magician. He has written multiple books on comedy, mostly collections of gags and "one-liners" originally written for his newsletter, Orben's Current Comedy, and has also written books for magicians. Later, Orben moved into politics, and in 1973 he became head speechwriter to Vice President Gerald R. Ford.