Jeff Lindsay Quotes

I wake up angry every morning and start reading [the newspapers]. Then I'm furious.

Sometimes I have wished my insults were slaps or lashes; I've wanted to hit people in the face and make them see, if only for a day, what I see each day I help people.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great. Oh! I could hew up rocks, and fight with flint.

While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn't stop laughing for an hour.

I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section, knocking over shelves and spattering fruit everywhere in sheer frustration, screaming, 'JUST TELL ME WHOSE SKULL TO CRACK WITH MY CLUB, DAMMIT!

It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.

I do get a little pissed at people who write me and want me to do things, and spell my name wrong.

I already killed you once today, what does it take to teach some people?

Why would I kill someone I don't know, when I know so many people who irritate me, and havent't killed any of them?

I can hardly forbear hurling things at him.

People turn to violence, because they have no other avenue left.

You know, look, if I could strangle these people and not go to hell and get executed, I would, but I can't.

Violence among all people is based on dissatisfaction, frustration and crushed ambition and people who don't know who to strike at and who to blame, and not willing to blame themselves.

Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.

Me, I want to bloody kick this moronic bloody world in the bloody teeth over and over till it bloody understands that not hurting people is ten bloody thousand times more bloody important than being right.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

Some days, a killing spree seems like a good idea.

I've never sued anybody, though there have been one or two occasions I've wanted to strangle one or two people.

I have too much potential for collapse. There's an anonymity that makes people feel safe to participate in hatefulness. I like a good old-fashioned fistfight if people are pissed off at each other. I just feel like if you're really mad and want to have a fight, then put your dukes up.

People are always saying, 'You're really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.' I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I just want to say to them, 'Well I could always piss on your head.'

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

If people believe the world is here to satisfy them, whenever they begin to encounter their limitations, they become unhappy.

Mass-murderers are simply people who have had ENOUGH.