Alex Berenson Quotes

Most of my friends are plumbers.

Somebody writing a subroutine is unbelievable boring.

I wanted to be a plumber.

I never planned on being a plumber.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

I don't lead a particularly exciting life away from work.

Most novels I come across have all the excitement of a long trip on a bus with a sensitive glee club. Yammer and chat.

I like boring things.

I am a plumber. Just a plumber.

The glamour wears off and it soon becomes a job

One thing my fans might not know about me is that when I graduated from college I went to work for a plumbing company, and so I was pretty much a full time plumber.

I find the idea of doing what you do over and over again to be incredibly boring.

I want to keep working. I have been stuck in this routine of coming to the set, putting on my make-up, eating, and leaving for home.

If you are a plumber, there is an objective way to establish whether you put together a great piping system or not. Art is a bit more slippery than that.

I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.

Go on with your work as usual, for work is a blessed solace.

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

One must always be careful not to let one's work be covered with moss.

Much work is merely a way to make money; much leisure is merely a way to spend it.

Any of us probably could do more important things than we are doing. Any of us could use some changes in our tasks. But none of us - and still stay alive and sane - could do without something to do.

I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it.

At the end of the day you go out and do your job and follow your directions.

I think ever since Numbers ended, I've been trying to find a way to get back in a situation like that. It was lovely to drive in traffic with other people going to their jobs every day.

The human race is a monotonous affair. Most people spend the greatest part of their time working in order to live, and what little freedom remains so fills them with fear that they seek out any and every means to be rid of it.

Never fear being vulgar, just boring, middle class or dull.