Celia Rivenbark Quotes


Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season is roughly that of crack cocaine. Do not confuse the two. It is almost impossible to make a decent crack cocaine tassie, I am told.


Citations

Rivenbark, Celia. Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom. St. Martin's Press, 2006.

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Celia Rivenbark is an American humor columnist and award-winning, bestselling author.