Edward VII Quotes

To be a king and wear a crown is a thing more glorious to them that see it than it is pleasant to them that bear it.

Could I imagine myself as king? Of course I could.

It must be terribly lonely to be a king instead of a man.

There, I guess King George will be able to read that without his spectacles!

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

God save the king!

I love the English …. I am the child of Queen Victoria. But I am also King in my own country and must be treated as such. Somsteu must speak gently to me. I shall not bear his dictation … I shall perish first.

I think best thing is to order a new stamp to be made with my face on it.

I have no right to be a king, but I have the right to create a king.

In Spain the king rules, but in the Sierra I do.

From this window we see the palace where the King is misled by perfidious counsels. Terror and fear have often issued from yon palace: let them return to-day in the name of the law, and let all those who inhabit that palace know that the King is alone inviolable, that the law will strike down the guilty without respect of persons, and that there is not a guilty head which can escape its sword.

One cannot reign innocently: the insanity of doing so is evident. Every king is a rebel and a usurper.

I am king. I am lord. I am praiseworthy. I am important. I am magnificent. I am foremost. I am a hero. I am a warrior. I am a lion, and I am virile.

I'm the king of L.A.

And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.

KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a "crowned head," although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.

I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, I'm on the throne. Never got a dinner!

Why are stamps adorned with kings and presidents? That we may lick their hinder parts and thump their heads.

I would live in a communist country providing I was the Queen.

The king can drink the best of wine -So can I;And has enough when he would dine -So have I;And can not order rain or shine -Nor can I.Then where's the difference - let me see -Betwixt my lord the king and me?

Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'.