Bryan Lee O'Malley Quotes

I think the rule of thumb should be this: if you preface a sentence about a friend with the phrase, 'I love X, but... ' more than once in any conversation, you should stop hanging out with them.

I don't use those terms [like Uncle Tom], and I would never speak in that kind of language.

Get rid of the friends who want you to spend your whole day doing nothing with them. They're not your friends. They're your enemies.

[Describing his opponent:] ... a cross between a hyena and a mongrel ... begotten in a graveyard at midnight, suckled by a sow and educated by a fool.

These Jews seem to think of nothing but making money and sexual indulgence …. Ninety-Five percent of these folks are Jews of Eastern European lineage. They are probably the scum of the earth.

Snot-nosed kid … a grandstanding little runt

Who would want to hang around with these shits anyway?.

When we are angry with someone, we empower the person we hate the most in that moment to make us stressed out or even sick. That's not smart.

Not all social interaction is uplifting.

I've been called every name in the book.

Friendships naturally shift over life. We have different friends for different times in our lives, and sometimes it's not the best idea to hang on to a friendship to try to make it work if it's an unhealthy connection.

I had a lot of those fake friends. You just have to realize it's happening. You can't get caught up in the 'Oh, my God, they want to be my friend, finally' aspect.

I have been sexist before. I have called girls names. I have gone with the misogynist flow.

When you surround yourself with the wrong people it's going to backfire every time.

I always say a lot of fake friends are the ones I can't get into a fight with, because if I get into a fight with them, it's over.

People have called me everything. Every word in the dictionary I've been called at one point or another.

Whether it's angst or jealousy, catfights always have to come from the wellspring of the emotion of the character.

Tanushree Dutta is the real pig and not me. She is the sewer and not me. Just look at her face, she has become like a fat ugly buffalo.

In reality, I was drowning in negativity. I was stuck playing a part, too afraid to change, too afraid of losing my readers if I suddenly stopped being so mean.

When I was young, even though I received so much love, I used to pay attention to people who disliked me. That's why my lyrics were so sharp and dark.

Once you get to a certain age, if you have resentment towards people, it only affects you.

That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off.