Ted Cruz Quotes

You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.

You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

The bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

[Describing his opponent:] ... a cross between a hyena and a mongrel ... begotten in a graveyard at midnight, suckled by a sow and educated by a fool.

mentally deranged …. A hideous hermaphroditical character .... the blind, bald, crippled, toothless, querulous Adams

I've been called every name in the book.

Tanushree Dutta is the real pig and not me. She is the sewer and not me. Just look at her face, she has become like a fat ugly buffalo.

Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git. Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor. Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.

If you want to call me a bigot, fine.

Insults are engendered from vulgar minds, like toadstools from a dunghill.

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen

I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.

Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!

You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool!

It was simultaneously refreshing and a bit shocking to see how cavalierly most Aussies toss out slurs and insults about nonwhites.

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.