Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I would make a poor vegetarian because I adore meat.

I eat meat, the rarer the better.

I'm a carnivore. I really like to eat meat. I crave iron, so I am definitely not the kind of person who you will find eating a salad.

As for meat, I'm not going to become vegetarian. I'm telling you that right now. I want me a steak. I want me a pork chop. I want me a lamb chop, even a piece of duck every once in awhile. We used to have ham and salami, all that crazy stuff.

I like animals, I really do, but some animals are just meant to be eaten.

I have yet to meet a carnivore who doesn't love a sausage roll.

I'm a big fan of meat.

I like meat on my bones.

I don't love eating meat. I really only like chicken and fish.

Primarily I'm a meat man, although once in a while I toy with a few vegetables.

I like meat. I never miss it from each meal.

If we are not given the option to live without violence, we are given the choice to center our meals around harvest or slaughter, husbandry or war. We have chosen slaughter. We have chosen war. That's the truest version of our story of eating animals. Can we tell a new story?

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.

I'm somewhat shy about the brutal facts of being a carnivore. I don't like meat to look like animals. I prefer it in the form of sausages, hamburger and meat loaf, far removed from the living thing.

Almost always when I told someone I was writing a book about "eating animals", they assumed, even without knowing anything about my views, that it was a case for vegetarianism. It's a telling assumption, one that implies not only that a thorough inquiry into animal agriculture would lead one away from eating meat, but that most people already know that to be the case.

The family spirit has rendered man carnivorous.

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat.

I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

I kill flies, I eat meat, you know, whatever.

We're predators; we don't eat meat because it's handy, we eat meat because we have a taste for blood.

I was weaned on chicken-fried steak and hominy grits with goopy gravy all over. I loved meat and wore fur.

I enjoy meat, but I can do without it.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.