William E. Vaughan Quotes

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why is that weird guy looking at us?'

I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.

I was the girl who didn’t get invited to parties.

At home we're the hosts, and I never liked the idea of being embarrassed in front of our friends.

I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.

My step-mom would tell me that she would get complaints from adults that I stared too much at them.

I don't go to the mall a lot 'cause girls scream and run at me, and I get shy.

Sometimes I don't want to stand around a room full of strangers, chitchatting about nothing, so I'll come late to a party - and leave early. Though now that I'm saying this in a magazine, I'll probably never be invited to another one.

I hate it when people come up to me when I'm eating.

You know, my brother won't walk out of a restaurant with me anymore because he doesn't want to be linked to me as my new 'mystery man.' Same with my close guy friends.

I have this complex that if I walk into a place wearing a colorful shirt someone will stop me and say, 'I'm sorry, but the Latin band comes through the other door.'

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'

When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.'

People don't talk to me the way they would other people. They kind of look at me, but they never come over. It makes me feel like there's something wrong with me.

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!

I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at me and kind of whispering and pointing. Finally, I went, 'Is everything okay? Did I do something wrong? Do I have a booger on my face and no one's telling me?' I'm just not used to it.

If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I'm going to say it.

I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.

When I was in fifth grade, a boy put a rose on my desk and I threw it away. The attention makes me nervous.

I used to dread somebody saying, 'Whatsa matter with your eye?'

Cocktail parties for me can be nerve-racking. The brevity of conversations, the number of them - it's not my sweet spot.