Eddie Izzard Quotes


No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"


Citations

Izzard, Eddie. Sexie. Universal Pictures, 2003.

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Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard
  • Born: February 7, 1962
  • Nationality: British
  • Profession: Comedian

Eddie Izzard is an English stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and activist. Her comedic style takes the form of rambling whimsical monologues and self-referential pantomime.