Groucho Marx Quotes

There are three kinds of people in this world: 1) People who make lists, 2) People who don't make lists, and 3) People who carve tiny Nativity scenes out of pecan hulls. I'm sorry, there isn't really a third category; it's just that a workable list needs a minimum of three items, I feel.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

Mrs Cameron keeps a rather better weekend diary than I do.

There's nothing wrong with procrastination. Or is there? I'll leave it to you to decide, but only if you have the time.

The key to getting work done on time is to stop wearing a watch.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

Obviously, your family life is the priority, but there's still other stuff you have to get done in a day. I think the way I make it work is by taking care of myself, and that includes fitness and eating right and all those things, but also by being very organized and punctual.

I am definitely going to take a course on time management... just as soon as I can work it into my schedule.

Argh... I could be better with my time. I like to be punctual, but I could be better.

I wake up an hour and a half before I have to leave the house to do everything I need to do. But I have my routine, and I stick to it.

I am a person who works to deadlines.

I love getting things done. That's why I spend several hours a day reading productivity articles. And when the day is done, I bookmark the ones I didn't get to for later. I learned that trick in a productivity article.

I am very punctual about time, eating, and work.

During a fight with Anderson Silva, I slipped on an imaginary banana peel.

I always carry a book with me to read on the bus, and I tend to arrive everywhere early.

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

O death where is thy sting? The man is never on time.

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

The really authentic thing about humor is that anyone can pretend to be serious. Anyone who's ever had a job - in fact, we're pretending to be serious now, more or less.

Creation's probably overrated. After all, God made the world in only six days and rested on the seventh.

I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wanted—otherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

I ask myself, 'why am I so lazy?' and am too lazy to reply.

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

This was the way the night had cashed in. Choices had been made and things happened, and here we were. It was sad, and funny. My life was made of this. Stuff like this.

Time is money, so I went and bought a rolex.