Drake Quotes

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

Bernie Mac is talented!

I don't think Adam Sandler or Will Ferrell fear competition from me in their arena.

I am very happy playing and showing off my talent on the cricket field and have no plans to enter Bollywood.

It's interesting - a lot of good actors are good mimes. But I'm terrible. If I tried to do an impression, nobody would know what I was doing.

For Prince William, I focused more on doing a bad impression of a romantic lead than on Prince William himself.

Constance Wu is so dedicated, Anna Kendrick is ridiculously funny, and Blake Lively is magnetic.

I don't think no one out there can entertain better than I can.

I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.'

50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians.

I would love to work with Ryan Reynolds - I think he is hilarious and talented - and also Seth Rogen.

Jessie J's a funny, funny woman. What she does is she reels you in.

I would say, when it comes to comedy, I think Matthew Broderick was great.

Eventually, all of our impressions will be dead. That's one of my favorite things about Paul F. Tompkins' 'Dead Authors' podcast is to be able to do impressions of people you've never otherwise think to do or get to do. I did Walt Whitman on there, and that was really fun.

I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

Players, Sir! I look on them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs.

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.

Some guys said 'Here's bop!' Wham! They said, 'Here's something we can make money on!' Wham! 'Here's a comedian!' Wham! Here's a guy who talks funny talk!'

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

No one likes anyone in the industry

Actors are insanely competitive and they hold back on each other. They are like magicians and none of them want to show their tricks.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is funny. Some great one-liners, some great banter between him and the contestants [on "The Apprentice" ]. And he's good!