Anthony Horowitz Quotes

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'

Oh, hey, Claire,” she said, and blinked. “Where are you going?” “Funeral,” Shane said. On-screen, a zombie shrieked and died gruesomely. “Yeah? Cool! Whose?” “Hers.” Shane said.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.

I go to funerals. I go to earthquakes.

A funeral was a great form of entertainment. A wake was a great form of entertainment.

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?

If a man will observe as he walks the streets, I believe he will find the merriest countenances in mourning coaches.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

I'll always remember when I bumped into Good Morning America's Robin Roberts on a flight to my mother's funeral in 1994, and how kind she was during that difficult time.

My dad died of a stroke.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom - all, which makes death a hideous show.

Now you may write the eulogy for my funeral.

My sister died in Brooklyn.

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.