Howard Dietz Quotes

I grew up, a kid in New Jersey.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

The majority of my family is in Jersey.

Running in heels can be treacherous, and don't get me started on fake eyelashes!

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.

If you're Chris Christie, who is governor of New Jersey, a state that obviously was impacted by 9/11, this gives you an opportunity to talk about how, as governor, you had to deal with terrorism and security issues.

I’m a Jersey girl, no one can knock me down

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

I'm Palestinian, I'm disabled, I'm female and I live in New Jersey.

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

I was pretty Irish Catholic Jersey, the middle of the line.

Something has got to hold it together. I'm saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.

The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.

I don't get into politics, general or musical, but just call me if you get jury duty. Even in New Jersey I was able to help somebody.

I just know what it's like being an East Coast person, being from New Jersey.

Crafting is putting ideas into action and then holding them together with an inexpensive adhesive.

When youre touring and the minute you tell someone that youre from Jersey its the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.

What else can you expect from a town thats shut off from the world by the ocean on one side and New Jersey on the other?

Hollywood is Newark, New Jersey with palm trees.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is going to Israel. He's going to be pretty disappointed when he finds out the Gaza Strip isn't a steak.

Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been there, you know the signs don't tell you the exit you're coming up to, they only point out the exits you've just missed.

Really I don't know anything other than Jersey. I like the dirtiness of it. Now I'm getting to see the world, and it's great, but it's not better than Jersey.

A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both of those games went into overtime.'