David Spade Quotes


MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.


Citations

Spade, David. The Showbiz Show with David Spade. Comedy Central, 2005.

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David Spade
David Spade
  • Born: July 22, 1964
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Stand-up Comedian, Writer, Television Personality

David Wayne Spade is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and television host. He was a cast member on Saturday Night Live in the 1990s, and he later began an acting career in both film and television. He also starred or co-starred in the films Police Academy 4 (1987), Tommy Boy (1995), Black Sheep (1996), Joe Dirt (2001), Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser (2015), Grown Ups (2010), Grown Ups 2 (2013), and Father of the Year (2018), among others.