Larry Holmes Quotes

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

I think I think too much. That's why I drink!

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

In my family, they were all big boozers.

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

The country will be on a straight whisky basis, and in these days of unrest, it is dangerous to have steady beer drinkers switch to whisky.

Beer would be a great help in fighting off the mental depression which afflicts great multitudes.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

If the ancients drank wine as our people drink rum and cider, it is no wonder we hear of so many possessed with devils

We knew the old liar drank a lot, but now we know just how much: 'He begins the morning with a sherry, then has a bottle of Burgundy with lunch. He often has a glass of port after lunch, but always one after dinner. There is whiskey in the afternoon and Champagne with dinner. Then some more port, and a glass of Cognac. As the night goes on, a whiskey and soda...'

I drink a lot of beer.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

To drink away sorrow.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

There is mounting concern worldwide over the consumption of alcohol. The U.S. government estimates that 10.6 million adults are alcoholics and that one family in four is troubled by alcohol. It is a factor in half of all the nation's traffic deaths.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

Evie was so nervous that she downed her cocktail in two stiff swigs, then refilled her glass. Henry arched an eyebrow. “A pro, I see.” “What else is there to do in Ohio?