Ben Quayle Quotes

This is not going to be easy. I'm good at being bad, but I'm bad at being good. I don't know the first thing about good deeds.

Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.

I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone.

I'd like to have a perfect sense of direction. I could get lost with a GPS strapped to my arm.

One concept corrupts and confuses the others. I am not speaking of the Evil whose limited sphere is ethics; I am speaking of the infinite.

Much of the world's moral compass is broken. The moral north reads south and the moral south reads north.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

You see a moral in them? Do we have morals?

Let judges secretly despair of justice: their verdicts will be more acute. Let generals secretly despair of triumph; killing will be defamed. Let priests secretly despair of faith: their compassion will be true.

People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable.

As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

In the worst of times the best among us never lose their moral compass, and that is how they emerge relatively unscathed.

For integrity to flourish in society, we have to nurture it - within ourselves, in our children, in our education systems.

They were on the side of the angels, even if the angels weren't entirely sure that this was a good thing.

In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

I've stuck to the same things for twenty years. I try to look like a slightly edgy geography teacher. Like what a geography teacher looked like when I was in school. Cords, sensible shoes and glasses. I never liked geography much as a subject though. In fact the only geography teacher I can remember from school was a woman who had a moustache.

You just can't take yourself too seriously, especially in comedy.

I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I'm poor enough to be a wit.

If this advertisement be not sufficient, I can only protrude my wormlike tendrils of apology, craving forbearance on the grounds that a writer must write about what he knows, and since I know nothing about any subject it scarcely matters where I dabble.

Inability to tell good from evil is the greatest worry of man's life.

Many, affecting wit beyond their power, Have got to be a dear fool for an hour.

The s - t I put on Instagram, in a lot of ways, I'm making fun of what it actually is. Some of the things I put on there are absolutely ridiculous because parts of my life are absolutely ridiculous.

Oh! This'll impress you - I'm actually in the Abnormal Psychology textbook. Obviously my family is so proud. Keep in mind though, I'm a PEZ dispenser and I'm in the abnormal Psychology textbook. Who says you can't have it all?

The men who cannot laugh at themselves frighten me even more than those who laugh at everything.

Character in many ways is everything in leadership. It is made up of many things, but I would say character is really integrity.