Nick Faldo Quotes

It would be pretty awesome to hear Eminem singing 'I'm a Good Girl'. Haha! Love Eminem!

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

You don't want me to sing. I could do a really bad karaoke scene, if I had to, but I'd probably choose to rap.

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I'm not a particularly shiny, happy person. I'm fairly cynical, and that's what draws me to comedy.

I'm shameless, and I love a pun. There's a lot of Beth puns.

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.

They're always so serious, the orchestras, you know? It's always a fun contrast of that song and the genre of music. And me.

I am often the brunt of my own humor.

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.

I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.

I'm too self-serious for a comedy.

A rap is a tweaked version of comedy, because comedy came first. People weren't spitting before they were doing comedy. Comedy has been relevant for years. It's the same art form, pretty much. Discovering that and applying it, I think that has made my stand-up better.

I was doing jokey rap stuff in high school. But it was never serious. It was always, like, 'It'd be cool to do this as a form of comedy.'

The only thing I know how to do is be funny - that's it.

All I want to do at karaoke is sing Mariah Carey.