Emo Philips Quotes


My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.


Citations

Philips, Emo. E=mo². Epic Records, 1985.

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Emo Philips
Emo Philips
  • Born: February 7, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Stand-up Comedian, Producer, Writer

Emo Philips is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the "wisdom of children" or the idiot savant.