John Hodgman Quotes

Running for president must be like having babies. You have to forget what it was like the last time before you want to do it again.

After nearly 15 minutes of soul searching, I have heard the call. Nation, I will seek the office of the president of the United States. I am doing it!

Governor Romney may be running for CEO, I'm running for President.

Running for president is the new selfie.

Just call me Mr. Cain. And in 2013, they can call me Mr. President.

I hope Hillary Clinton runs for president.

I want to be Prime Minister, but I will stand for Mayor of London first.

I truly believe that I can be president of the US if I really want to.

I'm not looking to be anyone's vice president. I looking to be the president of the United States. Or, I'll be a private citizen, there's nothing wrong with being a private citizen.

An eminent American is reported to have said to friends who wished to put him forward, 'Gentlemen, let there be no mistake. I should make a good president, but a very bad candidate.

Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.

I think he intends to run for president... I think Senator McCain cares about the opinions of New Hampshire voters.

It is because I owe America more than she has ever owed me that I am a candidate for president to the United States.

I really - as I said, I wanted to be President of the United States. It didn't turn out that way.

I'd like to be the next president of the United States to support and help this great nation and to make sure that we all together remain America as the hope of the earth.

The popular choice, by more than 2 million votes, is a completely qualified candidate for president.

I'm not going to speculate.I'm just going to run my campaign, talk about what I'm doing and why I think I'd be the best president of any of the candidates on either side.

Hillary [Clinton] doesn't have a fascinating story to get behind. She doesn't fascinating story to tell. The only thing about Hillary is, you know, "first female president."

I'm not particularly interested in running for president.

I'm running for president because everyday Americans and their families need a champion, and I want to be that champion. I want to make the words middle class mean something again.

I'm proud to be a woman running for president.

Hillary Clinton is going to build up opportunity. Donald Trump is going to tear it down if he becomes president.

I am running for president as a Democrat. And if elected, not only do I hope to bring forth a major change in national priorities, but let me be frank, I do want to see major changes in the Democratic Party.

I expect it is very possible that I would make as good a President as a great many men who are talked of for that position.

A new poll found that almost 70 percent of voters say that whoever our next president is, they must have political experience. You know, because it would be rude to say 'anyone but Donald Trump.'