Ron White Quotes

My brain- the older I get, it holds even less. There's not the capacity I would wish there to be.

I'm not as sharp as I used to be.

Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!

There are a lot of times when I walk into a room and forget why I walked in there. I'm going through some studies right now, and I am going to do a brain scan.

It's obvious that my brain isn't what it used to be.

Sadly, I haven't had a brain cell since I had children.

I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was. I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point.

People always complain about their memories, never about their minds.

God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant.

President Reagan doesn't retain very much of what comes his way on a given day.

I was frustrated I couldn't remember stuff, and I got real upset. It was driving me nuts.

Whenever I get to a point I'm so tired that I forgot the verse of a song, I know I'm burnt out.

The Lyme disease had so severely affected my brain functioning that it was extremely hard for me to think, form sentences, and stay focused.

I don't know what's wrong with me, My brain doesn't work anymore. I haven't any memory. I can't write. All I can do is sign my name. I tried to write the other day-it looked like I was writing in Braille.

Of all the faculties of the mind, memory is the first that flourishes, and the first that dies.

There are times, they occur with increasing frequency nowadays, when I seem to know nothing, when everything I know seems to have fallen out of my mind like a shower of rain, and I am gripped for a moment in paralysed dismay, waiting for it all to come back but with no certainty that it will.

Like a tree losing its leaves. I forget even the thing I was thinking.

My mind is turning into kind of a fine gelatinous ball of pepper

My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten.

You have to begin to lose your memory, if only in bits and pieces, to realize that memory is what makes our lives. Life without memory is no life at all... Our memory is our coherence, our reason, our feeling, even our action. Without it we are nothing.

I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'

I have always had a bad memory, as far back as I can remember.

Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day