Kristofer Hivju Quotes

The connector part of the mustache to the beard wasn't always really strong for me. That's kind of how it morphed, and that's kind of how my beard comes in.

I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn't appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

I don't like to spend a lot of money on haircuts: I'll sometimes grow my hair and get an acting job and get them to cut it for free. I think for a lady, though, it's okay to spend a lot on a haircut.

As for facial hair, I think I decided it was a good look after graduate school. I always shave it myself and trim my own beard. I change the look depending on the role. For 'Million Dollar Baby,' I had no facial hair. For 'Men in Black 3,' I had no facial hair but did wear a wig.

So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair.

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

It's just a goatee. That sounds kind of weird. A soul patch? I don't know how 'soul' it is.

I have crazy eyebrows, so it's crucial to tame them. Just like your hair, they set off your features.

I’m not going to have any damn image experts coming telling me how to part my hair

I started hearing people say, 'There's a blog about your hair, and there are all of these Tumblr accounts.' I'm like, 'What's Tumblr?' I'm pretty mystified by it, because I look around, and a lot of people have great hair.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

I have the softest beard in the world. As far as growing it, it doesn't itch, and it's so non-intrusive. But I am so sick of hair on my face and on my head.

Maybe it's genetics, I've been lucky enough to grow some facial hair. A bit of oil here and there and a trim up, but there's not a lot to it.

I'm known for my big hair and curls.

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.

At every turn you have to find a new kind of self-sovereignty over your environment. Every kid I see is at the mercy of Periscope, Twitter, or an Angry Bird of some description. People are shackled to their mediocrity by companies and businesses who want to consume your life with theirs.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

Candy Crowley's hair is PERFECT!!

You're messing up my highlights.

To me, it's just that social media is allowing people to be in charge of their own narratives.

My hair is always a big topic. It is just hair.

No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles].

There is a theorem that colloquially translates, You cannot comb the hair on a bowling ball. ... Clearly, none of these mathematicians had Afros, because to comb an Afro is to pick it straight away from the scalp. If bowling balls had Afros, then yes, they could be combed without violation of mathematical theorems.