Apolo Ohno Quotes

I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

I like a grizzly look as long as it's maintained. Facial hair requires maintenance; you can't just grow it out and be done with it.

I've just always rocked the goatee. Maybe a beard for a minute or some thick sideburns, but I've only been clean-shaven for, like, two days in my adult life.

I'm not a guy that shaves. I'm not a guy that styles my hair.

I don't like facial hair.

I'm a really big fan of facial hair.

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

I'm surprised I still have so much hair after all the things I've done with it.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache.

I've always been a stubble man; I don't do clean-shaven.

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.

I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache.

I'm in the facial-hair phase of my career.

I have crazy eyebrows, so it's crucial to tame them. Just like your hair, they set off your features.

A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair situation is that I can't grow sideburns. I'm happy to still have my own hair on my head, but I can't grow any sideburns. If you ever see me with sideburns, they're not real.

I always feel better when my hair looks good.

Maybe it's genetics, I've been lucky enough to grow some facial hair. A bit of oil here and there and a trim up, but there's not a lot to it.

I always wanted facial hair as soon as I could get it.

In the fifties, no one wore beards. In Eisenhower's day, as in the time of the Founding Fathers, all chins were smooth, while during the Civil War, beards were as common as sepsis.

Everybody's asking me what type of shampoo I use, and I'm like... 4 years of buildup right here.

We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

I've been lucky with my hair. I couldn't deal with it if I'd run out of barnet. Imagine me with a Bobby Charlton comb over.