Mark Twain Quotes

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda.

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

There were days when Keanu was looking a little green from the amount of cigarettes we were having him smoke.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

I know one lab that studies nicotine receptors and all the scientists are smokers, and another lab that studies impulse control and they're all overweight.

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

It is illegal for any person, firm, or corporation to sell, offer to sell, or to bring into the state for the purpose of selling, giving away, or otherwise disposing of, any cigarettes, cigarette paper, or substitute for the same

We must protect the coming generation by teaching the present one the effects of the habits of smoking on the unborn.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and the intervals between them.

I do not feel called upon to try to reform any person over 25 years of age because by that time the habit has been formed. Then it is only a question of the strength of will or mind of the smoker which will enable him to stop. He knows the injurious effects and controls his own destiny.

I don’t know if you want to include this but Grant had a cigar clamped in his mouth the entire time.

I never smoked myself because it lowers your voice and mine was already low. Some singers liked their smoky voices though, like Marlene Dietrich.

I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.

Sublime tobacco! which from east to west, Cheers the tar's labour or the Turkman's rest; Which on the Moslem's ottoman divides His hours, and rivals opium and his brides; Magnificent in Stamboul, but less grand, Though not less loved, in Wapping or the Strand: Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe, When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe; Like other charmers wooing the caress, More dazzlingly when daring in full dress; Yet thy true lovers more admire by far Thy naked beauties Give me a cigar!

The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.