Jerry Stiller Quotes

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

I enjoy money. Not enough people in this world are happy. I'm determined to be contented, and having plenty of money from working makes it easier for me.

The financial reward is great and I love the life I have, but all money makes possible is for you to stop worrying about money. Then you have freedom to live your life.

I'm determined to be contented, and having plenty of money from working makes it easier for me.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.

Money makes your life easier. If you're lucky to have it, you're lucky.

The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.

Life should not be estimated exclusively by the standard of dollars and cents.

I don't care whether something makes one dollar or a trillion because guess what? I don't know many happy rich people. And I know a lot of rich people.

If I have a roof over my head and if I'm cashing checks and choking some necks I'm always happy.

Money's a necessary evil, there to give you moments. It gives me things I couldn't have - nice things - but happiness? That's a not a question of money and fame. Quite the opposite.

I got the Hammer money, sweetie you can't touch this.

You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I'm making more money.

I don't care about having money. It's about being happy, man.

Riches are chiefly good because they give us time.

I believe that God's dream is that we be successful in our careers, and that we be able to send our kids to college. I don't mean that everyone is going to be rich, and I preach a lot on blooming where you're planted. But I don't have the mindset that money is a bad thing.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

I don't believe in simply accumulating money, but I have the luxury to say that, because I have enough for all my needs.

When you grow up without it, you want to have it. It's funny, in America some people say, 'Why do you want to make money so much?' And I say, 'Well, I guess you didn't starve as a kid.'

I make a lot of money and I'm worth every cent.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

I was making so much money I didn't care. I didn't know what to do with the money.