Jackie Mason Quotes

The Twelve Chairs is about the same thing. It's all about money or love. We know we need money, we know we have to get money, we know we have to hurt others to get money. But we don't know until maybe it's a little too late in life that love is the most important thing. Love, friendship, affection, bonhomie, whatever. Those are the only things that really count: to love and be loved.

I would rather be loved than have money and all that other stuff.

Money and good life had never been my goal.

Money isn't the most important thing. It is important, of course. I am not Mahatma Gandhi.

Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money.

Money ain't everything.

I wasn't brought up to be dazzled by money or fame.

Money doesn't buy happiness. But happiness isn't everything.

One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys.

I'm not so in love with material things that I'll do anything for money. That allows me the luxury of doing things of value.

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.

Feelings are above money.

Everybody needs money, obviously, but that's far from being the most important thing in the world to me.

They say, all you need is love. But what is better? Finding love, even if you don't have enough money? Or is money important, even if you don't have time to find love?

Money can't buy me love.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Maybe money can't buy love - but it can get you practically everything else.

With a few exceptions people don't want money. They want luxury and they want love and they want admiration.

Believing that power is much more important than money and that money is much more important than happiness.

Happiness is more important than money any day.

Money isn't everything, Mortimer.

Making fun of anyone who seeks happiness rather than money and accusing them of "lacking ambition."

It's a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.

I would prefer to have no money but to have a nice family and good friends around.

Life is not about money.